Love Troy

I can't even see you! h a h a !

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Ugh! This is just another reason why I hate those internet “fluffies” or whatever these anthropomorphic, nerdy keyboard introverts are calling themselves! I mean, even I know about MPEG-1 Audio Layer 3 music players, regardless if I don’t know how to put music on it, haha!

Ugh! This is just another reason why I hate those internet “fluffies” or whatever these anthropomorphic, nerdy keyboard introverts are calling themselves! I mean, even I know about MPEG-1 Audio Layer 3 music players, regardless if I don’t know how to put music on it, haha!

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dranoparty asked: your blog is great. you should blog more. but i'm allergic to cats :( maybe you could talk about pugs for a while?

Dear Dranoparty,

Why thank you! I have considered blogging more, but granted my current living conditions, I can only obtain computer access when my neighbor forgets to turn off his router or when I have time to go to the Library, which is usually after I return from acquiring my foodstamps on Thursdays, haha! Such is life!

Although, these little blue pills I ingest do seem to make me more social, which provides to be an excellent relief of internet anxiety, haha!

A quick tip for your self diagnosed “cat allergy”, you should consider wearing a full rubber suit — such great cuteness requires you to go such great lengths, haha!

I don’t know if I would like to discuss plugs, my (ex)wife, Linda, made me use/wear one when our relationship was “growing stale”, or so she thought, and boy oh boy, that was an uncomfortable experience! Considering she had made me wear it around my working environment -which was an experience in itself, granted I used to teach, haha!

Anyways, I digress, and my microwavable fiber snacks are getting cold! Keep “Hailing Satan 99% 666 weed 420” or whatever these kids are endorsing now-a-days! :^)

Love, Troy

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Cats having heart attacks! That lady on the box seems to be enjoying this more so than that diabetic cat is! I wish I had money for real food, my diet consists of excessive canned soup! [Chicken noodle] Soup is truly the food of the soul, and the homeless, haha! :^)

Cats having heart attacks! That lady on the box seems to be enjoying this more so than that diabetic cat is! I wish I had money for real food, my diet consists of excessive canned soup! [Chicken noodle] Soup is truly the food of the soul, and the homeless, haha! :^)

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upupupupup asked: do i know you?

Dear upupupupup,

No, I don’t believe we had the pleasure to meet/speak yet, haha! I’m Troy! It is nice meeting you, and I would like to take this opportunity to say that your blog/art sure is dandy! Very intriguing photos of plants/botany, too! One recommendation though: more cats, preferably in hats, haha! :^)

Also, if you don’t mind me asking, did ever you find god by the tracks? Was he face down in a box car, with a forty in both hands? haha! ;^)

Feel free to message me whenever, Mr. Upupupupup! Especially if would like to discuss the fine freedom and fundamentals of art/graffiti, or, more so, the adorableness of cats, haha! They truly can’t help being adorable, now can they?

Love, Troy

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Why does this remind me of my, now deceased, grandma so much? Oh, now I recall, because she would always slap my ass, shoot me a wink, call me handsome, and slip me a five dollar bill, haha! “You’re so handsome LoveTroy; make sure to keep fighting those girls off with a stick!” she’d say with a firm grasp of her brittle bones on my bouncy buttox! Luckily, the only woman I ever needed to hit with a stick was my (ex)wife, Linda, haha! Silly grandma, may it snow on you in hell this year for Christmas, haha! Happy Holidays and best kitty wishes to all! Meow! :^) Love, Troy

Why does this remind me of my, now deceased, grandma so much? Oh, now I recall, because she would always slap my ass, shoot me a wink, call me handsome, and slip me a five dollar bill, haha! “You’re so handsome LoveTroy; make sure to keep fighting those girls off with a stick!” she’d say with a firm grasp of her brittle bones on my bouncy buttox! Luckily, the only woman I ever needed to hit with a stick was my (ex)wife, Linda, haha!

Silly grandma, may it snow on you in hell this year for Christmas, haha!

Happy Holidays and best kitty wishes to all! Meow! :^)

Love, Troy

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This is an interesting ear-bud! I’m assuming it’s from Apple, granted they release the most unique things, haha! Guess I might have to hop-on this bandwagon, I do need a new pair of headphones to listen to my “Sounds of the Feral Cats 2011: Fluffy Winter Meows” cassette! :^)

This is an interesting ear-bud! I’m assuming it’s from Apple, granted they release the most unique things, haha! Guess I might have to hop-on this bandwagon, I do need a new pair of headphones to listen to my “Sounds of the Feral Cats 2011: Fluffy Winter Meows” cassette! :^)

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